Church Signs Collection

These are collections of witty and clever sayings I have read on some church signs from all over the country. They are updated as I remember them. Enjoy.

• "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
• "God says, 'This is the Deal," not "Let's make a Deal."
• "Directions to Cross - Make Right, Go Straight Ahead."
• "ATM Inside - Atonement, Truth and Mercy."
• "Change your thinking and God will change your Life."
• "Our Real Home Security- Jesus Christ"
• "Your not to bad to stay out and not to good to come in."
• "If God is your co-pilot, then switch seats!"
• "Just like Dairy Queen - We have great Sundays too"